Well, Barack Obama should be pleased. The price of gas has risen nearly 33 cents per gallon in two weeks, the second-largest two-week jump in the history of the gasoline market. His plan to raise the cost of energy so high that Americans will cut back their usage and turn to more acceptable (in his view) “green energy” sources and higher mileage vehicles (like Schwinns and Mopeds) is working like clockwork.
Of course, rising fuel prices lead to rising food prices, and everything else delivered by a truck will also cost more and more as gas prices continue to soar. But that’s not really a concern for Barack, who said back in 2008, “Under my plan of a cap and trade system, electricity rates would necessarily skyrocket.” Does anybody really think a guy who said he wanted to impose a punitive energy policy that would lead to dramatically higher electric rates would be concerned about the American people paying a buck or two (or three or four) more at the pump? I don’t think so. After all, this is a man who views the redistribution of wealth as the holy grail of public service. So taking money from Americans he never really liked all that much in the first place is likely not going to cause him to lose any sleep or cancel a tee time any time soon. And it’s not like the American economy is already in bad shape and millions of people are jobless or otherwise struggling to make ends meet. No, wait . . . people are jobless and they are struggling. Sorry, my bad.
So what should be done to prevent this madman with a grudge against the country we love from turning us into a third-world banana republic?
Well, here’s a novel concept for ExxonMobil, ConocoPhillips, Chevron or any of the other oil companies owned and headquartered in the U.S. and now just sitting around the office with your bits in your hands. Why don’t you just drill anyway? That’s right, don’t be a pawn in Barack’s little bring-America-to-her-knees-to-make-up-for-all-her-sins-against-the-rest-of-the-world melodrama. Do what the sane among us all know is best for America—start exploiting the massive oil and natural gas resources still waiting to be tapped in Alaska, off our coasts and elsewhere in oil-rich parts of America that Barack and his liberal buddies have deemed off limits for far too long. Do whatever exploratory testing needs to be done in as many potential honey holes as possible, and then drill, baby, drill.
Pretend Barack’s not there and show the American people you guys, unlike our president, are on our side. Drill fast, drill deep and when Obama raises his voice and threatens dire consequences if you’re not cowed into submission by his wrath-of-God glare . . . drill anyway. Just say, “We appreciate your opinion and the time you took to give it to us, but we think we’ll just go ahead with our plans. Hit ‘em straight today, Mr. President!”
Tell him you’ve got as much right to say his stopping you from drilling is unconstitutional as he has to say the DOMA is unconstitutional. If he can arbitrarily proclaim a law to be worthless, why can’t you guys proclaim his drilling bans to be worthless? Actually, on Feb. 2 of this year, federal district court judge Martin Feldman DID say Obama’s ban was worthless and held the Department of Interior in contempt for seeking to reimpose a blanket moratorium on deepwater drilling in the Gulf of Mexico in defiance of the court’s earlier decision to lift the initial moratorium. And how did Barack and his Department of Interior lackeys justify the moratorium that cost tens of thousands of jobs in the gulf and derailed energy production in the region for God knows how long? They falsified a report. I know . . . what a surprise! But as hard as it is to believe Barack Obama and his band of fellow Chicago-style political thugs would misrepresent the views of a group of engineers, altering a report after the engineers had already reviewed and signed it, Judge Feldman said that’s what they did. And the engineers confirmed it.
It’s just another occasion where Barack and his buddies have figuratively raised their collective middle finger to the American people and the rule of law. So, what do you say we have a little fun with them and help secure our future in the process? How about the oil companies, on behalf of those same American people, raise a few oil rigs and say, “Right back at you, sir. Right back at you.”
Can you envision a scenario where Barack Obama, a sitting President, actually dispatches Navy war ships or ground troops to stop an American company from drilling on American soil for the oil we so desperately need? Can you imagine the outrage from the American people if he really called out the military and said, “NO, you will NOT get more oil for this country in a time of great need and economic crisis when our suppliers in the Mideast are about to go up in flames! Not on MY Watch! I said NO, damnit!” I can imagine it. But I don’t think Obama would do it. The American people would run him out of Washington like just one more tinhorn tyrant bent on oppressing his own people for no reason other than his own warped, Messianic sense of right and wrong.
So, come on ExxonMobil, ConocoPhillips, Chevron . . . other oil companies. We’re counting on you. We need you. Grow a pair and choose to support America rather than Obama. You can’t do both. And you know what to do.
Drill. Drill. Drill.
—Dave Brassonez